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Shooting Down Cupid: Part 5 Who's This Guy?- Nick Jahn |
If you've been following previous episodes then you know that I was stuck somewhere between Over and Yonder, swatting flies from the cattle farms, cattle trucks, and local women. Right. That's what I said. Anyway - I'm happy to report that I made it back to city life just fine and let me say it's good to be back home. This is going to rock! Literally and figuratively; I'm at the Journey - Def Leppard concert, it's summertime, I'm having a beer in the amphitheater beer garden (aka the place where a wristband gets you a beverage for $12 and you can't take it out of the roped area and into the concert seating. WTF? Is this North Korea? No, it's just an Indian reservation. Weird.). Nevermind. I'm in need of the obligatory $40 concert t-shirt so I'm off to the kiosk. Well hot damn. Not only is the line short but next to me appears to be a very attractive (I mean really freakin' hot) gal by herself also in need of a shirt. Maybe the little tank top in the top corner of the display? After all it sure would look nice on her. Whatever. I need to break the ice, so once again I start turning the mental rolodex of potential lines that have probably failed me up to this point but I really need something good. Seriously - she's that freakin' gorgeous. So I go for the ol' standby. Or do I? Should I go with "which shirt do you think I should get?" or the other one? I go with the other one. "Nice tattoo." Actually it wasn't all that great. It was the standard dark blue barbed-wire job around her left bicep. But I wasn't really looking at her bicep. I suppose I should have been looking at her face when she turned to reply (for future reference) but she seemed to be used to the fact that I wasn't making eye contact. Eventually we decided on a shirt for me and something for her, and wouldn't you know it I left for my seat (third row! Yes!) with her phone number. The concert was phenomenal, aided by a beer, a potential phone number, and another really hot gal next to me at the concert who talked to me more than her boyfriend. This was one of those moments that I didn't want to end anytime soon. Guys - you know what I'm talking about. I feel one of those hot streaks coming on, the kind that makes up for not having a date in a year or three. These streaks don't happen often, so you've got to enjoy the heck out of them while they last. So I wait the obligatory three days to call her and I get voicemail. I leave a message. I don't hear back for a week or so, and I decide to try again. It's not like she was hammered and could possibly be having regrets about giving me her number, right? I figure she's just busy - you know, like a single mom of a teenage daughter who teaches grade school and coaches volleyball. All of this I of course did not know until I finally talked to her again. Ugh - "sure, let's get together soon. I'll give you a call." Needless to say I did not give her a call. Too bad - 'cause she was really freakin' smokin' hot. But to be my age with a teenage daughter? The math ain't pretty on that one, and I'm not ready to be the other half of that equation. Oh I almost forgot. When Journey opened with "Stone in Love" some guy I had never seen before started singing. It turned out to be the replacement for Steve Perry's replacement. It was still entertaining, and a great time was had by all, which is the whole point anyway, right? |
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